A Journey Into the Mind of A Talking Parrot
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A halarious recording where Victor imagines God coming for him because he needs a soul. The only problem is Victor misunderstands him and thinks God needs him for some other purpose.
Victor the budgie asks his guardian how to talk to a new budgie which he just met
He complains about his mate Betty using his toys and wants me to do something about it.
He says that he doesn't want to share his food with another budgie
He talks about what Betty is use to and how she learned to talk around other budgies and how he would like he to hear something different like people talk.
A proud Victor says he is a teacher because he is teaching his mate to talk
A worried Victor thinks his guardian is going to runaway because he leaves the house upset one day.
When Victor's mate Betty looks sad one day he tells her to "Perch up and eat happy"
A very funny joke thought up by Victor the budgie where he describes what people food looks like to budgies.
Victor talks about how he should get married to his new mate.
Victor the budgie says how he would like his mate Betty to listen more to his guardian so she would learn to talk
Victor tells his first joke about needed to fart and then pooing on his guardians shirt
Victor describes how some of the things Betty says when she first starts talking
A talking budgie blames the mirror in the cage for his mate not talking very well.
Victor does his own version of the Three Little Pigs
Victor tells his guardian that he made a good choise when he got a mate for him
He describes a conversation he had with Betty about talking and how learning to talk is much like work.
Victor is jealous that his mate is getting too much attension and threatens to fart people food in her eyes.
Victor threatens to take his guardian to court because he falsely acuses him of pooing on his computer. Or does he?
Victor describes how he recieved his mate Betty as a Christmas present and then begrudgenly wishes her Merry Christmas.
Victor tries to get support from other budgies around the world to let him eat his favourite treat "cheese."
He imagines he kills Betty accidentally by poking her eyes out and then is judged by other budgies for doing it.
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